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I was following a trail of Entrecards that led me to Muddledwords.com and this meme. Put your answers in the comments, or place the meme on your blog and leave me a comment

1. Your name?
   Annette
   An amazingly gorgeous type girl who loves everyone and never turns her back on anyone. a type of person who gets mad very rarely and loves to have fun. she is a very sexy person and loves flirting and showing off herself.
   Damn she's annette!
   
   2. Annette 20 up, 4 down
   Girl's name. Someone you can't ever forget about. Will make an impact in your life. Sometimes bipolar.
   wow that night was so annette!
   
2. What car do you have?
   2008 Honda Fit
   

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   A hatchback subcompact car offered by Honda that has become very popular with gay men in America. This can largely be attributed to the advertising campaign "the fit is go" which featured still images of the car rotating around with rainbow backgrounds, bad 80's-style techno music and what sounds like a talking computer for an announcer. Some believe Honda purposefully targeted this audience for the vehicle.

   Girl 1: Look at that guy, he must go to the gym a lot to stay that hot.
   Girl 2: Yea but he's driving a Honda Fit.
   Girl 1: Why are all the pretty men gay!?!

3. One of your friends?
   Jes
   An excited way of saying Yes, in a very spanish immigrant accent.
   Jes, Jes, Rice and Beans.
4. What should you be doing?
   working
   A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
5. Favorite color?
   Blue
   The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
   The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a Monday.
6. Birthplace?
   Los Angeles
   

   Second-largest city in the United States, after New York City. Located in Southern California and home to about 9 million people in about 4 counties. One of the most (if not the most) diverse cities in the United States. The largest city in California and a major financial center for the Pacific Rim. Competes with New York City as the cultural capital of the United States; most movies and television shows are made in coordinated efforts between Los Angeles and New York, although most movie studios have their headquarters' in Los Angeles.
   
   LA has about a billion suburbs that are essentially considered part of Los Angeles as a single city, although the city itself has only a population of some 3.7 million. Los Angeles is notorious for smog and gang-related crime; separate inner-city working-class suburbs such as Compton or Long Beach have been made the subject of rap songs talking about the crime levels that have gained some notoriety and earned LA one of it's less-enviable titles as "the Gang Capital of the World".
   
   Fortunately, the beautiful Pacific coastline and the numerous beaches and tropical climate offset some of the not-so-good parts of the city. LA also has an awesome music scene, a great clubbing sector, and countless appreciative cultural institutions such as the Getty Museum to visit that provide the city with a depth, culture and history that are enviable. It's an awesome city. Watch out for the traffic though.

   Person who has never been to Los Angeles: Man LA is such a shithole, it has so much smog and traffic and gang-related crime
   
   Me: Have you ever been there
   
   Person who has never been to Los Angeles: No but I saw Training Day
   
   Me: Die please
7. Last person you talked to? Jes (see #3)
8. Your nickname?
   ‘Nette isn’t defined yet, but Nanner is. And I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that.
9. Favorite food?
   Chocolate and I like def #2, too.
   the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.
10. Middle name?
    Marie
    A French variation of Mary. Also, the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about.
11. What did you drink last?
    Squirt – this being a family friendly blog and all you’ll just have to go read for yourself. The soda is NOT mentioned till definition #6
12. Relationship Status?
    It’s Complicated (gee I hope not! I just have to get some things worked out)
    

    A relationship status that essentially conveys that "it's not going to work out." The term "complicated," masks the truth of the situation for the two in the relationship, but everyone else knows what "complicated" means.

    Billy and Jane hadn't seen each other in sometime. When confronted by George, Billy said that his relationship was "complicated."
13. A word that describes you?
    Crazy – take your pick when it comes to me 8-)
    crazy - Popularized in the post millennium as a substitute for cool, hip, exciting, dope, off the hook and was widely accepted by middle class whites.
    2. An adjective describing an individual (particularly a gangsta) who is mentally unstable and prone to bursts of violence or recklessness without regard to oneself.
14. Lucky number?
    4
    
15. The last person you texted?
    Jason
    Jason is the #24 most common male name.
    0.66% of men in the US are named Jason.
    Around 808500 US men are named Jason!
    
    -OR-
    

    the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

    J - July
    A - August
    S- September
    O - October
    N - November