How to Fall On Your @$$ Gracefully

Giving birth and going through hours and hours of labor is much more bearable than the pain I am feeling right now in my back, hips and etc. Last night I slipped on some wet tiles and fell flat on my bum and elbow. I'm currently taking 800mg of Ibuprofen 3-4x/day and that turns the pain into a dull ache. Now I can TRULY commisserate with what Jess went through. But at least I can still walk, hobble, something.