Josh wants to cremate me and Tim

"The LifeGem ® is a certified, high-quality diamond
created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life."

Out of nowhere Josh says "When you guys are dead, I'm going to creamate you and have you turned into diamonds that I'll wear as a necklace."

Tim's response: "That's oddly comforting"
My response: "That's kinda creepy"

But then I said he could wear us as eaarings "This is my mom (touch an ear) this is my dad (other ear)"

We went downhill from there. But then I started looking it up online to see if it were a true process. Sigh, at least he thinks I'm valuable ... right?