ROFLMAO!!!!
Annette
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Don't know how factual this is or is not, but it was damn funny.
The title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?"
he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process,
approached
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said," A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?
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