Doh! A Dear...
File this under the things 4 year olds say....
So the other night we're eating dinner, sans older child who was over at a friends. My wife asks me something and in the process refers to me as dear (always a good thing :)).
DD pops up and says "Daddy's not a deer! He's a husband!"
Ah, the things a young child can come up with. Today, coming home from daycare, she told me that she, for her birthday, wants a motorcycle...with training wheels. I can just see me at the local Harley shop. "Um...yeah...do you have any hogs with training wheels?" :)
And finally, in the Daddy's not ready for this category, we have the following conversation while brushing her hair after bath:
"When I grow up, I'll find a husband, go to a park and get married, like you guys."
(How she knows we got married at a park I have no idea...)
"Yes, we got married at a park. You weren't here yet."
"I wasn't born yet. You guys had to make me."
"Yes, we did."
"How did you make me?"
...
So the other night we're eating dinner, sans older child who was over at a friends. My wife asks me something and in the process refers to me as dear (always a good thing :)).
DD pops up and says "Daddy's not a deer! He's a husband!"
Ah, the things a young child can come up with. Today, coming home from daycare, she told me that she, for her birthday, wants a motorcycle...with training wheels. I can just see me at the local Harley shop. "Um...yeah...do you have any hogs with training wheels?" :)
And finally, in the Daddy's not ready for this category, we have the following conversation while brushing her hair after bath:
"When I grow up, I'll find a husband, go to a park and get married, like you guys."
(How she knows we got married at a park I have no idea...)
"Yes, we got married at a park. You weren't here yet."
"I wasn't born yet. You guys had to make me."
"Yes, we did."
"How did you make me?"
...
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