FW: Wife's Wish

         Subject: wife's wish

         To Be 6 Again
        
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far
off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the
morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky
Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
        
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five
hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it
was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
        
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?"
        
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
wrong.
        
         SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK
CAN HANDLE IT